So, uh- [Clears his throat in a nasty awkward cough.] I got out of the infirmary and took a walk today, and- Christ, I thought I was okay, been in that freaking bed for nearly a week, for chrissakes, but I... I don't know, I think maybe I shouldn't have gotten up so soon. My head hurts. I'm not- I'm feeling kind of sick. This- Um ( Read more... )

God damn it! I only just got out of this fucking place.

[A long, long pause. Maybe some quiet groans of pain. Aaaand eventually, something clicks.]

Oh.

Right.

Admiral, if Luigi's dead, bring him back. He's not making any stupid fucking remarks, so that seems pretty likely.

I- [He totally was going to do a post loling at people, but OH HANG ON GIRLPARTS. :|] Aw, what the fuck, really? I thought I was immune to this one or something.

Christ.

Jesus Christ. If anyone actually figures out how to get these stupid hearts to stop floating around your head, I'd really appreciate it if you told me ( Read more... )

[Warden filter]

My new inmate is an asshole. And he's a fighter, too. Best combination in the world. If he pisses anyone off at all, that's including your inmates, tell me. I think I've gotta keep a tight leash on this guy.

[Private to Denise]I broke up a fight between Parker and Luigi. According to him, she antagonized him, he told her to come ( Read more... )

I guess I did it. Harvey graduated. It's nice to get a reminder that this place isn't a total waste of time after all. And then I get lucky for once, the Admiral giving me that break when he did. It looks like I missed some pretty bad stuff happening here. Another riot? But hey, that's the glory of the Barge, right? Never know what shitstorm to ( Read more... )

[Private to Harvey]

Hey man, uh... You free?

[/Private]We're not getting anywhere whining about this latest slice of hell we've had here. What's that solve? Pretend you're okay. Ignore your injuries. Forget the past. We should be looking at the future. There's gotta be something on the horizon. Someone should be taking bets, for chrissakes. I ( Read more... )

Hey man, I tried. Sorry.

[Private to Tobias]

Don't do it.

I didn't mean it, okay? Your father's wrong and I was wrong. You were right. He'll just come back and you're going to be in a lot of trouble. Don't do it. You hear me?

[Private to Nick]

Are you okay?

[Warden Filter]

Listen, I think- Maybe, uh, I'm not sure, but maybe someone should check up on Nick Naylor?

[ ( Read more... )

[Warden filter]

I still think its weird that we can't do more to stop wardens being hurt by inmates... I mean, c'mon, we're the power here, right? We're the ones in charge, aren't we? Surely we can stop shit like that stuff with Charlie and Rose before it happens?

[Private to Tobias]

Hey Tobias, want to get a drink?

[/Private]Harvey, how are ( Read more... )